Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Memoir only $999! Get 'em while they last!

A friend of mine pointed out yesterday that there is a link through the Amazon page for my memoir of a reseller offering a used copy for $999.11, plus shipping.  Really?  When a brand new paperback is just $10.39?  It seemed crazy, but when I looked I found that he was right.


And this ironically on a site called DailyDeal USA.  There were five other sites also offering used copies, all for over $30.  So what is going on here?  The whole thing seems crazy.

I put this question to a writer's forum and got some varying theories.  One is that the high price is the result of automated bots that go around and price books just a little higher than the competition.  If two of these bots are going head to head, the price gets boosted way up.  There was one example of a biology textbook that this did happen to.  Eventually the price went to $28 million.

So why would a company automatically price their book higher than the competition?  That seems strange in itself.  I guess the idea is that they can then buy a copy from the competition and resell it?  In any case, when I clicked through to the DailyDeal USA storefront I found that almost all of their books for sale were listed at $999.  Many of these were current bestsellers, all used.

This leads to some speculation on another of the theories, which involves money laundering.  Theoretically, some criminals could set up their own bookstore.  They could charge exorbitant prices for the books.  Then they could take ill gotten gains they'd acquired somewhere else and use them to buy these super expensive books.  As the owners of the online bookstore, these funds would be clean; simply the income from "legitimate" book sales.

It's possible.  Really I have no better idea for what's going on with these prices.  I noticed that the same retailer has my book "Natalia" at $999 as well.  And here I can hardly manage one sale a month on that title at $3.99.  I guess if they can get a cool grand for a used copy, more power to them...

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Is this winter?

Laguna Beach winter morning.

There is a quote that is often attributed to Mark Twain, though inaccurately I believe.  The quote is "The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco."  I don't know who actually said it, but anyone who has spent time there in SF in the summer knows how frustrating it can be when the cold, damp fog comes rolling in under the Golden Gate, or settles in for weeks on end.  It seems that you can never go out without a sweater.

A similar effect occurs in coastal Southern California, where I'm from.  May and June are the dampest, cloudiest months.  Known as "May Gray" and "June Gloom," these conditions sometimes stretch into July and even August.  Mother nature makes up for it in the fall when the wind direction can shift around to the east and the coast turns warm and dry.

What is really special, though, is when these "Santa Ana" conditions happen in the middle of winter.  On these occasions, we can get daytime highs of 80 degrees or more (27 C) in the middle of winter, all while the rest of the country is in the deep freeze.  That is exactly what is happening this year.  While the East Coast has been hit with the "polar vortex," plummeting into negative degree territory, Southern California has been extraordinarily warm and dry.

At times like this it feels like we are cheating.  It reminds me of ditching school in my younger days; a feeling of... glorious, unearned freedom.  Lately I've found myself thinking, "The warmest summer I ever spent was winter in Southern California."

Now granted, we need the rain.  This drought could soon turn desperate if things don't turn around.  The mountains have almost no snow.  I was planning to spend the winter at Mammoth Mountain in the Sierra Nevada, but with so little snow I haven't even bothered to go up yet. Instead, I am making the most of this rather unusual winter.

Right now it is just after 10 a.m. on a Tuesday.  I'm sitting in an outdoor cafe, getting ready to write for the morning.  The sky is clear blue, the Pacific Ocean in view, and the temperature is already close to 80 degrees.  It is hard to complain.  The only problem is that I'd rather be off surfing or mountain biking or hiking...  In fact, I've been doing quite a bit of all three lately, but today is a writing day.  Time to put all of those other things behind me and crank out some words.  Sitting here outdoors with my laptop on a warm and balmy winter morning... it could be a whole lot worse!
 

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Romantic Interlude

Five years or so ago I submitted an article to the Los Angeles Times about an improbable and fairly entertaining romantic interlude I'd had, and luckily for me they actually published it.  They publish stories like this every Saturday in a column called "LA Affairs."

A few months ago I decided to send them another, as a way to promote my new book, Memoirs of a Starving Artist.  Unfortunately, this time around they didn't deem the article fit to publish, but with blogs these days, there's always an outlet, even if the circulation is not quite the same.  For anyone stopping by here, though, I thought I'd throw it on up.  So without further ado:



High-Flying Romance

            I knew from the first moment I laid eyes on her that she was out of my league.  I was a starving graduate student, wearing the requisite t-shirt, jeans and flip-flops as I waited to board a short flight from Oakland to Orange County.  She was gorgeous and well-dressed in a cream-colored business suit, wearing expensive jewelry and carrying packages from several high-end boutiques.
            Maybe it was because she was so unattainable that I decided to make a go of it.  I was tired of being all-consumed by fear and longing when I crossed paths with an attractive woman.  I’d had enough of the defeatism that seemed to haunt me.  This woman had no ring on her finger.  I was going to talk to her, I vowed to myself, no matter what it took.
            One thing I’d learned by this point in life was that the consequences of not talking to an attractive woman were often worse than the trauma of rejection.  If I made a respectful effort and was subsequently shot down, at least I’d tried.  It hadn’t worked out, but this was nothing to dwell on.
            It was when I failed to approach someone who’d caught my eye that I felt real pain.  In this case I would be absolutely certain that she was the perfect woman for me.  If only I’d had the nerve to say hello, a life of love and happiness would certainly have followed.  It was merely cowardice that prevented my one true chance at bliss.
            By the time the plane began to board, I had a plan worked out.  With no assigned seating on this airline, all I had to do was let the woman board first and then sit beside her.  Easy.
            It was only when I was walking down the aisle that I realized the flaw in my plan.  I spotted the woman sitting a third of the way back by the right hand window.  Another woman sat on the aisle, with one free seat between them.  Whole rows were completely empty all around.  How could I do it?  Taking that seat would mean complete humiliation!  But still, I had to sit there.  I’d made a vow.
            “I can do it, I can do it,” I chanted to myself as I drew near.  “I can’t do it!” my mind screamed as I took one step beyond.  “I have to do it!” I countered once again and then swung backwards, squeezing between them and plopping myself down in the seat.  “I’ve done it!” I thought happily, in sheer disbelief at my own audacity.
            By this stage the hardest part was over.  We struck up a conversation and carried it on all the way down the coast.  She ran a family business, she explained, with offices in Irvine and Oakland.  She commuted back and forth once a week.
            When the flight landed I summoned the courage to ask for her phone number.  I had to carry this through to the bitter end.  With some reluctance she gave me her business card and a few days later I called and left a message.  She never called me back.  It was just as well.  This was the ending I’d expected all along.  At least I’d had the courage to try.
            Exactly one year later a local magazine ran a short story I’d written, along with my photo.  A few days after that I received a voicemail.  “Hi, I met you on an airplane,” said a woman’s voice.  “I’m sorry I didn’t get back to you sooner but I just saw your story and wanted to tell you that I really liked it…” 
            When I called back we chatted for a while and then made plans to have dinner.  I drove my dilapidated pickup truck to her massive two-story house.  In her garage were a brand new SUV and a classic old convertible Mercedes.
            This girl was beautiful and intelligent.  She had a ton of money, with the house and the cars.  I had nothing but my truck and the clothes on my back.  I was roiled by insecurity. 
            The two of us dated a few more times after that.  We got along well but I could never overcome the simmering shame of my circumstances.  This was Southern California after all, where status and image are everything.  When she didn’t invite me inside by the third date I assumed I simply wasn’t good enough for her.  What else could explain her reluctance?  I never called her back.
            Some years later, curiosity got the best of me and I decided to look her up online.  A quick search revealed a column similar to this one in an Orange County newspaper.  She’d written about meeting her current husband, just a few months after I’d last seen her.
            What I learn now, and never knew then, was that she’d already been divorced at that time.  More importantly, I find out that behind the door I’d so badly wanted entry through were not two, not four, not six, but seven children!
            I’d been so terrified of my own inadequacies that I’d never considered she might be harboring secrets of her own.  Everyone has their insecurities in the end.  The trick, I’ve learned, lies in moving past them.

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Fast Fiction Equals Fast Food?

As the year winds down, I've been thinking a bit about my writing career lately, as well as the state of publishing in general.  I suppose waxing philosophical is only natural at this time of year.  In any case, it led me to reread one of the sections in my memoir in which I compare fast food with fast fiction.  I'd elaborate further, but then, I might as well just post the chapter.  So in any case, happy holidays to everyone, and here is the aforementioned chapter from Memoirs of a Starving Artist: 

Fast Fiction Equals Fast Food?

 Everything I needed to know about how to make it as an independent author I learned from the very first self-published success stories.  Authors who made it big in this new paradigm, such as million-selling paranormal writer Amanda Hocking or mystery writer John Locke, did the same things.  As I mentioned earlier, they picked a popular genre, created a recognizable brand, and cranked out books with incredible speed.  Without the same massive overhead, they were also able to undercut the traditional publishers on price.
In the years since these two writers set the publishing world on fire and marked the beginnings of an ebook revolution, many other authors have found self-publishing success of their own.  Few have achieved the blockbuster sales levels of Hocking or Locke, but numerous writers are generating comfortable six-figure annual incomes.  All of them, by and large, follow the same strategies listed above.  Some write erotica, others sci-fi, romance or mystery.  These authors tend to put out a new book every two to four months.  One such author wrote her first-ever book in 2012.  Within one year she’d written and uploaded fifteen full-length romance novels and earned more than $100,000.  That’s roughly one new novel written, edited and uploaded every three weeks without a break.  Another successful thriller writer wrote and published 27 novels in 36 months.  The pace is simply astonishing. 
All of this points to a literary landscape that is changing in numerous ways, though even before this ebook revolution, plenty of authors made their living by writing what used to be known as pulp fiction.  Back in the 1950s and 60s, these were the cheap, disposable novels of the day.  Some were erotica, others sci-fi, romance, mystery or “noir.”  They were churned out quickly without much heed to quality.  It led novelists as far back as the 1940s to grapple with some of the same issues that I struggle with today.  Italo Calvino, my favorite Italian novelist, wrote to his friend Silvio Micheli in 1946:

I know you get through tons of writing a day, that you write novels with plots, with incest-plots, crime-plots, hot novels, lukewarm novels, novels with hot and cold running water. This fills me with envy because I’m still here just wasting time.

…I’ve started a novel too: I wrote four pages in a week. Weeks go by in which I can’t even add a comma, whole days are spent wondering whether in that sentence going up is better than ascending.

Is there room for such philosophical novelists in today’s publishing environment?  The prospect of spending a year or two working on a novel of substance seems like a dwindling luxury.  If Calvino struggled with these pressures even in his day, how would he have reacted to the current environment?  In another letter, this time to Eugenio Scalfari, Calvino wrote:

All the ideas currently in my head are subject to a strange phenomenon: while I work on them and perfect them continuously from the philosophical point of view, they stay rudimentary and barely sketched on the dramatic and artistic side. In my creativity thought has the upper hand over imagination.

This concept is the exact opposite of most books on the market today, where imagination has the upper hand and philosophical thought is virtually non-existent.  After all, how much thought could really go into a book written in three weeks?  Or even in eight?  There are exceptions no doubt, but in general these are not thoughtfully considered, carefully crafted works.  This is stream-of-consciousness flung out onto the page.
These days, literary works are still the domain of the traditional publishing industry.  They simply don’t do well as self-published books.  They take too long to write, can’t be easily branded and aren’t part of a popular genre.  A self-published literary novel is likely to disappear in the flood of new content and never be noticed by anyone at all.   At the same time, as publishing houses become more risk averse, literary novelists are finding themselves in an increasingly perilous position.
A number of concrete, specific market forces are currently working in favor of genre fiction and against literary novels.  These are only in part related to ebooks.  One issue is that publishers make nearly all of their profits from a few bestsellers.  It is the J.K. Rowlings and the James Pattersons who grease the skids of the publishing industry.  Typically these bestselling mega-authors bring in the money that the publishing houses use to fund smaller projects they believe in.  Profits from the latest Dan Brown novel might go toward publishing a whole slew of literary novels that the publisher is willing to take a chance on.  With pressure on the entire publishing industry, this is becoming less common as the publishers expend more of their energy searching instead for the next big thing.  They want to find “franchises” that can guarantee an oversized return.  They are desperately searching for the next Harry Potter or Twilight or Hunger Games.  They have less time for the small literary novel that probably won’t sell anyway.
Part of the reason for this shift in dynamic is that thousands of bookstores have gone out of business in the U.S. in the last ten years.  This has two effects.  First, with fewer bookstores there are fewer bookstore clerks personally recommending their favorite new books to readers who might otherwise never find them.  Second, with fewer bookstores around, many readers buy their books at discount stores like Wal-Mart, or drugstores like CVS.  These outlets don’t want literary novels.  They’re not interested in the books themselves, like a bookseller would be.  These stores are simply trying to move product, and that means genre novels; romances, perhaps some sci-fi and fantasy, and all of the bestsellers.
Yet another reason for the downfall of literary fiction is the decline in newspapers as a source of information.  Numerous newspapers across the country are declaring bankruptcy and going out of business.  Those that survive are downsizing.  They are eliminating as many daily sections as they can to reduce costs.  One of the first sections to go in many papers is the book review section.  In the old paradigm, book publishers sent the novels they believed in to newspapers for reviews that could make or break an author.  Now the number of newspapers that are willing to publish book reviews is shrinking dramatically.  If readers can’t go to bookstores for recommendations and can’t find them in their local newspaper, where do they go?  Perhaps to the internet where new book review blogs are popping up all the time, though most of these concentrate on popular fiction.  Genre novels.
On an indie writers forum not long ago, the question was posed as to how Ernest Hemingway might have reacted if he’d come of age in our time.  I can’t help but wonder if there’d be room for him at all.  If publishers did take a chance on his stories, it would probably be for less than a living wage, with little to no promotion.  His novels don’t portend the best-seller potential most publishing houses are looking for, yet for Hemingway the indie option seems even less likely.  Ernest Hemingway churning out genre fiction?  I think he might have shot himself a whole lot sooner.
Publishers now compete with indie authors to give the reading public what it wants, and increasingly that seems to be books that provide a quick and easy escape.  In many ways, fast fiction equals fast food.  Just consider for a moment which restaurant is the most popular in the world.  Is it the best restaurant?  Is it even good at all?  I won’t answer that last one, but hands down the most popular restaurant in the world is McDonalds.  The reasons are fairly simple.  It is cheap, it is easy, and people know what to expect.  There are no bad surprises when you go to McDonalds.  You probably won’t love it, but you probably won’t hate it either.  You can be comfortable knowing what to expect.  It is unlikely to provide you with a healthy, balanced meal, but it will fill you up.
Consumers often react to books in much the same way.  They are not usually looking to take chances.  These risk-averse readers aren’t particularly interested in thought-provoking works.  They are not in the market for books that bite and sting.  As Kafka would say, most readers want books that will make them happy instead of searching for that ax to break the frozen seas within them.  They are searching for something that is familiar and that will make them feel better.
Again, branding has much to do with this equation.  Just like with McDonalds, readers want some assurance that what they are about to buy and read is something they will be comfortable with.  They also want to be in on the next big thing.  They want to be part of the public conversation and know first-hand what everyone else is talking about.  Big name authors who have generated this brand-recognition sell whatever they come out with, whether it is any good or not.  When J.K. Rowling released her latest novel, A Cuckoo’s Calling, she opted to use a pen name, to see what it would feel like to be a typical, anonymous writer without the pressure and expectations that came along with her notoriety.  The book still had a major publishing house behind it, along with a moderate marketing push.  In the ten weeks that the secret held, she managed to sell about 7,500 copies across all platforms.  Shortly before the secret was revealed, according to the online tracking website Novel Rank, the book was sitting at around 35,000th on the Amazon bestseller list.  Once the news leaked that Rowling had actually written the book, it shot up to number one overnight.  This after her previous book, The Casual Vacancy, was generally panned by readers and critics alike.  That book was a number one bestseller, too, primarily because J.K. Rowling is the most recognizable brand in fiction today.
        All of this leaves me with the question of where to take my own writing career from here.  I have a literary novel in mind but after all these years, maybe it is time to forget about changing the world for the time being.  I haven’t proven to be very good at that anyway, and besides, I need to survive.  I’ve got to do whatever it takes to get by.  One thing that I have come to accept is that I don’t have the talent for greatness.  If I did I’d have reached it by now.  I do still think that I have the ability to spin an entertaining yarn if I set my mind to it.  Maybe I’ll never win the National Book Award, but I can still aspire toward writing novels to be proud of, with well-developed characters and interesting plots.  Some writers of pulp fiction carved out relatively distinguished careers for themselves.  There was Dashiell Hammett, for instance, or Philip K. Dick.  The ranks of today’s self-published novelists are just as likely to deliver some authors of note.  At least it is something worth striving for. 
        If this sounds a little bit like rationalizing the abandonment of a dream, perhaps it is in part.  After 25 years, reality is hard to escape.  Maybe I’ve given up on changing the world but I still haven’t given up on writing.  As I wrap up this memoir, the wheels in my head are already in motion, formulating a romantic series about a group of young adults coming of age in the city.  Los Angeles?  San Francisco?  I’m not sure yet, but I will write it as quickly as I can.  If things go well, perhaps I will finally be able to support myself from my writing, not just in some inexpensive city halfway around the world, but in the city of my choosing, wherever that may be.  It is one decision I long to face.  

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Umm... thanks?

Anyone who stops by this blog from time to time knows that I came out with a new book last month, Memoirs of a Starving Artist.  I've worked away at marketing and promoting it, though sales have been modest.  Up until yesterday I'd sold about 15 ebook copies, mostly to friends and family.  I'd also sold four paperback copies, all to one close family friend.  Today I checked my paperback sales report and it says that I've sold 20 paperback copies in the past 24-hours.  ???  My natural reaction is to think that this must be some mistake.  I can't help but expect that those sales will vanish once the computer error is discovered.  Still, part of me is very cautiously hopeful that it might actually be true.  Perhaps just due to a lag in reporting?  From overseas sales?  In any case, if anyone out there reading this did actually buy a copy, I just wanted to convey my most heartfelt appreciation!  I hope you like the book!  And if those sales do all disappear, I'll stop back here for an update. :-)

Update: I've noticed that ten of these sales were to the same buyer.  At the same time, Amazon says on the books' product page that there are "Ten left in stock."  So I guess they are warehousing them and counting it as a sale on my report?  That still doesn't account for the ten other individual sales.  It's still a mystery to me...

Update #2: I'm thinking now that all 20 sales were just Amazon ordering the books to stock them in the warehouse.  It's a bit funny for a book that has only sold 4 copies to date, but I'm not complaining!

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Struggling through... some rain.

As people in most of the U.S. are doing their best to survive a brutal cold snap, here in California things aren't so bad.  At least not in So Cal!  Mammoth Lakes in the Sierra Nevada currently has a temp of 6 degrees Fahrenheit (-14 Celsius) but here in Laguna Beach we're managing through an afternoon of 59 F (15 C) and rain.  It could be worse.  Actually, it is ideal writing weather.  I already got out to play soccer in the morning before the rain moved in and now I can put on some tea, a bit of music, and settle in to pound out some words.  Really, what more could a writer ask for? :-)

Monday, December 2, 2013

Congratulations to the winner!

Happy December everyone and congratulations to Mercedes F., the winner of the giveaway for one paperback copy of Memoirs of a Starving Artist.  I hope all of the Americans out there had a nice Thanksgiving holiday weekend!